spongebob hitting people where it hurts
PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA
someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao
when straight people talk to gays
i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”
literally all white people on tumblr
omg I loved this part
my printer can suck a dick
what kind of printer do you have
I love my skin!
I wish i had this on tv when i was growing up.
This is really important.
Thank you so much, John Oliver.
Look at that. Calling out two institutions at once. Good job!
a legendary pop music anthem that your faves could never touch
She was there for me when no one else was
A generational masterpiece
college professors be like
i would describe myself as glamirouse, mysteriouse, and a bit
i’m trying to imagine him asking these guys to take this picture